Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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