Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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