You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
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