I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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