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So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
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I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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