I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
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I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
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I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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