i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
