Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
Randomize
