3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
I mean like, my liver will beg my brain for mercy. Brainll be like I'm Greg Jennings. Liverll be like I'm Darren Sharper. Brainll be like hold my diiiiick.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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