so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I deserve this hangover.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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