dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
accidentally stumbled into a construction site at 3am on the way home. The bulldozer was locked so we had to settle for rerouting traffic with all the orange cones...
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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