no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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