Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
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She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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