STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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