Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
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It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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