In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
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