It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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