How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
bring money and cleavage
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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