Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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