Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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