just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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