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• (937): View more from Ohio

  Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not

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• (406): View more from Montana

  my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.

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• (870): View more from Arkansas

  She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?

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• (310): View more from California

  He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna

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• (210): View more from Texas

  We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped

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  19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up

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• (+27): View more from South Africa

  i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please

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• (707): View more from California

  It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.

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• (831): View more from California

  So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED

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