Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
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