Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
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I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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