Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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