I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
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