we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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