Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
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