Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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