just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
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hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
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Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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