her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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