I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I make him buy me all the extremely expensive high end Mac cosmetics I desire. Wear it then let him cum on my face. I am fucking glamorous.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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