At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
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I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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