I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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