Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
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Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
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I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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