dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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