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just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
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