This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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