If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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