ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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