Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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