what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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