So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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