Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
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He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
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They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
I had to cum in my sink.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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