First night home from college and I already forgot that walking around nearly naked with my laptop open to smut porn isn't acceptable. Sorry, mom.
Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
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On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
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Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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