bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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