pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
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Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Just realized I've gone to court three different times with papers and a joint roller in my briefcase. #lawyeroftheyear
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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