East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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