garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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