he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
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Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
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Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
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