Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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