You smell like a Billy Joel song
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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