you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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