need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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