I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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