Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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