I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
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no one should ever give us hovercrafts
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
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Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
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