ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
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I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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