its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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