Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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